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Ann and Leada kick off their very first episode with teen pop culture's brightest moments of 2017, including Riverdale, Shadowhunters, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Spiderman: Homecoming, and more. Plus: who is Senator Merkely's (D-OR) favorite character on Teen Wolf?