We reflect on the three seasons of Shadowhunters: a show that made no sense most of the time but brought us an incredible amount of joy. What are the porn habits of TV writers, and do they show up in their work? Spidery lashes are back, Disney makes good use of their Star Wars money, and Leada finally sees Dear Evan Hansen. Finally, we introduce our newest segment: Ask Vodka Lemonade Stand!

Ann and Leada experience technical difficulties but still manage to cover Shawn Mendes' new singles, a rant about bi erasure and Oregon erasure, very positive feelings about Love, Simon, and the return of Shadowhunters on Freeform. We also pose a question no one has ever asked: who is Governor Kate Brown's favorite Shadowhunters character?

Ann and Leada kick off their very first episode with teen pop culture's brightest moments of 2017, including Riverdale, Shadowhunters, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Spiderman: Homecoming, and more. Plus: who is Senator Merkely's (D-OR) favorite character on Teen Wolf?