We watch and enjoy Netflix’s Never Have I Ever, a show where teens actually look like teens. Motherland: Fort Salem is a very lesbian program, Leada has a potentially hot take on the CW DC verse, and Ben Affleck looks like he’s been through something. And finally, the content that has been getting us through these dark times. Recorded August 2020.

We like our content woke and sexy and Roswell, New Mexico delivers in spades. Diplo moonlights as a wedding videographer, Ann and Leada have drastically different approaches to conflict resolution, and no one knows what the fuck is happening on Riverdale. Plus: why do sheriffs wear bad hats?

Ann and Leada can’t stop watching The Originals. We puzzle out the complex relationships, seemingly nonsensical magic, and electric sexual tension. Plus, a very narcissistic take on our signature game!