“Murder alibi tomatoes”

Ann and Leada get hooked on Lifetime’s You. Disclaimer: please do not romanticize Joe’s character because he’s a psychotic murderer, okay? No one should have their rebounds televised, but luckily Colton is redeeming himself as the Bachelor. Also, we are recruiting Schitt’s Creek enthusiasts to join our group Halloween costume! Please apply for the roles of Johnny, David, and Stevie via Twitter DM @vodkalemstand.