Ann and Leada get hooked on Lifetime’s You. Disclaimer: please do not romanticize Joe’s character because he’s a psychotic murderer, okay? No one should have their rebounds televised, but luckily Colton is redeeming himself as the Bachelor. Also, we are recruiting Schitt’s Creek enthusiasts to join our group Halloween costume! Please apply for the roles of Johnny, David, and Stevie via Twitter DM @vodkalemstand.

Leada calls the shots on a special birthday episode and we are joined by our second guest on the pod, the infamous Becca. Beautiful Creatures (2013) is a trash fire. We introduce new games: “Becca Guessing Celebrities,” and Ann and Becca answer questions on Leada’s Bachelor contestant application. Also: do you think nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra look good together? #nickandpriyanka

A masked bandit, a taxidermy collector, a tetrad of Laurens, and other points of interest from The Bachelor premiere.